| Rank | Player | Score | Date |
|---|
| 1 | Two Tier Justice System | 12.700 | 2023-06-22 |
| 2 | Make America Great Again | 12.000 | 2023-04-27 |
| 3 | Stargazer | 11.200 | 2021-08-28 |
| 4 | Release J6ers | 11.100 | 2024-03-24 |
| 5 | aaa7 | 11.000 | 2021-08-17 |
| 6 | Dr. Robert Malone | 10.600 | 2022-12-07 |
| 7 | World Economic Forum | 10.500 | 2023-01-15 |
| 8 | Need Election Integrity | 10.400 | 2023-09-26 |
| 9 | Hunter Biden 4 Prez | 10.300 | 2023-02-25 |
| 10 | Slam Dunk | 10.100 | 2024-08-12 |
| 11 | C.P.Winny | 10.000 | 2021-05-30 |
| 12 | Kommie Kamala | 10.000 | 2024-08-20 |
| 13 | Dems Party of Violence | 9.900 | 2022-09-28 |
| 14 | DeSantis was right | 9.800 | 2021-08-08 |
| 15 | FuckMyWetStinkyCunt | 9.800 | 2023-01-12 |
| 16 | Joedolf Sniffler | 9.700 | 2022-09-24 |
| 17 | Where's Jackie? | 9.700 | 2022-12-08 |
| 18 | Biden Crime Family | 9.700 | 2023-03-26 |
| 19 | Secure the Border | 9.600 | 2023-01-20 |
| 20 | Vladimir Zylenskyyyyyyyy | 9.500 | 2023-02-23 |
| 21 | Eat ze Bugs | 9.500 | 2023-04-18 |
| 22 | Fake News | 9.500 | 2023-09-01 |
| 23 | Wuhan Lab Leak | 9.400 | 2023-03-10 |
| 24 | FBI Panty Raid of 2022 | 9.300 | 2022-08-12 |
| 25 | Paul Pelosi Got Hammered | 9.300 | 2023-01-11 |
| 26 | ACuomo | 9.200 | 2021-06-22 |
| 27 | Heels Up Harris | 9.200 | 2022-07-15 |
| 28 | Biden Lost his Fast Ball | 9.200 | 2022-12-16 |
| 29 | Jimmy Buckets | 9.200 | 2023-09-06 |
| 30 | Winny | 9.100 | 2021-05-27 |
| 31 | China Joe | 9.100 | 2021-09-01 |
| 32 | Stinky Joe Biden | 9.100 | 2021-11-13 |
| 33 | Chinese Spy Balloon | 9.100 | 2023-02-06 |
| 34 | Target Pride Clothing | 9.100 | 2023-05-30 |
| 35 | Laverne & Shirley | 9.100 | 2024-06-23 |
| 36 | BiggerCrookPelosiOrBiden | 9.000 | 2022-08-04 |
| 37 | Eye Patch McCain | 9.000 | 2022-12-13 |
| 38 | Joe Biden Failure | 8.900 | 2021-09-27 |
| 39 | Jen Lyin Piece of Psaki | 8.900 | 2021-10-26 |
| 40 | Ghislaine Maxwell | 8.900 | 2021-12-30 |
| 41 | Poo on My Dick | 8.900 | 2023-01-12 |
| 42 | Rain Bombs | 8.900 | 2023-01-23 |
| 43 | Antifa/BLM | 8.900 | 2023-01-26 |
| 44 | Joey Sand Bags | 8.900 | 2023-06-03 |
| 45 | Gain of Function Fauci | 8.800 | 2021-09-13 |
| 46 | petri | 8.800 | 2022-01-27 |
| 47 | Pick A Gender Any Gender | 8.800 | 2022-06-21 |
| 48 | Beijing Biden | 8.800 | 2022-08-01 |
| 49 | The Matrix | 8.800 | 2022-12-19 |
| 50 | Eat Dick and Die | 8.800 | 2023-01-11 |